Calorie Neutralizer Perfume Oil
$20.00 – $85.00
Studies have shown that the average person gains 5 lbs over the holidays, but fret no more! Apply this blend liberally and it will neutralize all of the calories which you intake and they pass harmlessly through your system. The combination of light clove and heavy sugar fragrance work as the perfect lure to catch those pesky calories and hold them fast. Slather a great sheet of the most buttery of toffee on top and you have a real winner! You might even be skinnier after the holidays than before! (All of this description is silly patter, only good diet and exercise can keep you from gaining too much weight, but it’s fun to dream, isn’t it and by the way this blend smells wonderful).